Merchandise that movie studios should consider making

So there's alot of merchandise out there for movies -t-shirts, books, games, mugs, toys etc. But lets be honest- this isnt the merchandise we were hoping for -if your going to give us some promotional merchandise, make it exciting, fun -and deadly. This is a few of the objects that we really want from the movies.

• A lightsabre that actually slices and dices. Dont lie -ever since it lopped off that monsters hand in the catina we've all wanted to wield one. You'll start fights in the street just because you've found someone else with one, you'll no longer have to make the noises yourself and you'll be able to have it in a number of colours. Lightsabre fights would be breaking out every five minutes as every Star Wars fans dream would come true. Just remember: your more likely to cut your own arm off rather than an opponent.
• The DeLorean car from Back to the future. Yup, the time travelling care from the Back to the future movies, Everyone would love the oppitunity to change something in their past- now here's their chance. The only snag is that if everyone has one time will be changing every five minutes and the galaxy as we know it will self destruct. haha -nah, just messing with ya, but just how radically different would the future be after changing it? Plus with the 80's retro fad in full swing, that is one damn cool car to be seen in.
• Hellraiser's puzzle hellbox. The box that Lucifer plays with for laughs can give you hours of fun by handing it off to people you dont like -teachers, dentists and the in laws need not bother you ever again. Tim in finance about to get that promotion that is rightfully yours? Not anytime soon their not. Enemies and people just plain in your way will fall prey to the lament configration box. Be careful that in your boredom you dont find yourself picking it up, this is one paperweight that can be murder.

Need some branded merchandise that isnt going to kill you?