Economy in Crisis: A World News Light Special Report

Dow Down Nearly 778 Points Due to the Dow's historical *778 point drop today, World News Light is temporarily suspending all regular WNL editions to take a crash course in making mud huts and living off the land.As politicians fight it out in Washington, and stockbrokers order triple martinis to calm rattled nerves on Wall Street, the average American citizen should cover her assets. Therefore, until the economy stabilizes, I hope